很多人出國旅遊
都會買紀念品
而所謂正統的紀念品
就是
無實質上用處，需花費金錢換得，
佔據行李箱空間與重量的物品
不過這類像是自由女神像、比薩斜塔雕刻的紀念品
買回家只能當垃圾，真的一點用處都沒有
倒不如買一些印著當地圖案的T-Shirt、
或是寄張明信片給朋友來的實用
而我最愛的紀念品則是
各式各樣的冰箱磁鐵
像是這兩個充滿美式幽默的磁鐵
都非常的有趣
看到就忍不住買回家貼到冰箱上
上圖著個轉盤
其上有個轉針(注意看，有正在轉動中的殘影)
用手輕輕一撥
就可以決定今天全家的晚餐
是麥當勞，肯德基，比薩，還是媽媽煮的飯
真方便！
接下來
要介紹此篇的主題
什麼是Heart attack burger呢？
就是在麥當勞被受批評說高膽固醇高油脂
容易造成心臟病而被克利夫蘭診療院「驅逐出境」
（克利夫蘭診療院美國最權威的心臟病研究中心）
可以按
這裡點閱
或是
肯德基被指控含過高反脂肪酸防隘健康的這種高壓氣氛下
反向操作的一家餐廳
- "
Heart Attack Grill" -
這家餐廳有
吃了保證會得心臟病的超級大漢堡
吃到滿手油香的粗薯條
還有穿護士服的正點辣妹服務生
保證讓你就算會得心臟病也一定要吃
而且看他網站上的YouTube短片，就會發現
去吃的幾乎都是完美流線形的美國大胖子
就像店裡的副標題所說:
Taste worth dying for !
對了！最重要的是
當你打開
Heart Attack Grill的網站時
一定要記得開聲音！
因為他有專門為Heart attack burger所作的超好笑主題曲！
真的超好笑，把美式幽默發展到極致！
聽的我哈哈大笑不止！！！
（要重聽按網站最右上角的播放器）
大致把聽到的歌詞翻譯如下
如有翻錯歡迎指正：
Oh ya~ya~
Our heart attack burgers,
they keep you coming back for more.
Well those heart attack burgers,
they keep you coming back for more.
From Nevada that's the taste, that's worth dying for.
I try the single bypass burger, or the double if you're strong.
Just grab the single bypass burger,
or the double if you're strong!
If you're trying the triple!
MAN! You must be King Kong!!
Oh, my heart attack burger, I can tell you know the lies.
You see the heart attack burger,
taste better with flat a lot of fries!!
I ask the double from the counter,
wouldn't heat, wounldn't vise!
I ask the white coat flavor burgers,
wouldn't heat, wounldn't vise!
You've been served by the sexy nurses,
and man that's paradise!
Let me hit somebody ass sex.
Saxophone Solo ~ (Cool !)
Hmm, my heart attack burger, I can tell you know the lies.
You see the heart attack burger,
taste better with flat a lot of fries!!!
Just ask the double from the counter,
wouldn't heat, wounldn't vise!
Just ask the white coat flavor burgers,
wouldn't heat, wounldn't vise!
See! You've been served by the sexy nurses,
and Man! That's paradise!
OH~ Give me that heart attack burger!
Just give me some that heart attack burgers!
I just want that ~heart attack burger!
Give me~ give me~ give me that heart attack burger!
With a lot of fries!
YA!
尤其這首歌是我最愛的藍調
加上他位在Arixona, Phoenix，又24小時不打洋
看來我去拜訪在Phoenix的Alice的時後
是非得要去Heart Attack Grill了
不過，我還在考慮
到底要點雙層還是三層的Heart attack burger
其實也有點想試試看四層的
Quadruple bypass burger!
哈！
